Oh Really? Well Ms. P.P., (pretty peculiar, in my opinion) my name is Christmas Cactus - Cute Christmas Cactus! And since I have Christmas in my name, then I'm the Best Christmas Plant in the house!
Oh well - you're not even red, like a true Christmas plant should be! (cute? ha. crazy is more like it!)
Oh yeah? Well just look at my shiny green pot. That makes me just as Christmas-y as you!
Hello? I just woke up. What's all the fuss?
Well, if it isn't Sleeping Beauty.
About time you woke up.
More like Rip Van Winkle, if you ask me.
Winkle. Tinkle. Sounds just like you, Ms. P.P. (not that I'd ask you anyway).
Well if it isn't Amicable Amaryllis just coming into bloom. Welcome! Your name begins with "A" - the first letter of the alphabet, so you're the 1st and that means the nicest!
Awwww, are you sure?